Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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