So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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