Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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