Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
