Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
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