its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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