Just fell off a train. Bad.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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