you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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