she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Sorry about my life...
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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