Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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