you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
this will be a night to untag.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Randomize
