I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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