so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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