note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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