i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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