Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Randomize
