She just used a chaser for red wine.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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