found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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