Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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