For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I could have mohawked her pubes.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Randomize
