i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
