do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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