Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I want to fling myself into the sun
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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