so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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