jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
wow bdsm is so cute
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