it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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