i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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