it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
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I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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