i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
