I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Bring me that man meat
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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