Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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