gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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