it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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