he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Randomize
