Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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