is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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