Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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