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say what?
wanna hang out?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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