i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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