I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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