So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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