i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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