this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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