Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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