Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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