The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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