U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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