it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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