literally had 100 drinks last night.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Are we still banned from the library?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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