my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Randomize
