R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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