I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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