No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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