I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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