i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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