As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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